Posts Tagged ‘najib’

Good: UMNO is reforming, bad: they change to the same people, ugly: it’s Najib for president!

November 3, 2008

Good: You’re pregnant. Bad: It’s triplets. Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your husband is not talking to you. Bad: He wants a divorce. Ugly: He’s a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several pornographic movies hidden there. Ugly: You’re in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He’s a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give “the birds and the bees” talk to your 14-year-old daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections.

Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!

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Malaysia leader agrees on power handover

June 13, 2008

Malaysia’s leader announced Friday he has struck a deal on when to hand power to his deputy, as pressure for him to resign intensified from public anger over rising fuel prices.

Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi refused to reveal exactly when he will let his deputy, Najib Razak, succeed him, though he has repeatedly insisted he would remain in office beyond the end of 2008.

“Najib and I have decided on the right time for me to hand over the premiership to him,” the national news agency Bernama quoted Abdullah as saying in a speech to government supporters in eastern Malaysia. An aide confirmed the report.

Abdullah has suffered further public criticism after raising retail gasoline prices by 41 percent last week. More than 1,000 people marched in Malaysia’s main city Friday in the biggest protest so far against the price hike, calling for Abdullah to step down.