Joke: Anwar and Azizah on bed friday nite.

After years of marriage, Anwar and Azizah found themselves in bed one night. Azizah leaned over to Anwar and said, “Anwar, have you ever been unfaithful during all our years of marriage?”

“Not even once!” exclaimed Anwar. “Azizah, have you ever been unfaithful?”

“Well, er, yes – but only three times,” she admitted somewhat embarrassed.

“Hmmm, three times?” questioned Anwar. “That’s not so bad. Do you remember those three times? Can you tell me when?”

“Well, Anwar, do you remember when you wanted to build the store and you had a hard time getting approval from the City Council?” asked Azizah. “That was the first time.”

“And, do you remember when you wanted to build an addition, but had to get the okay from the building inspector?” she asked. “That was the second time.”

“OK, Azizah, when was the third time?” queried Anwar?

“The third time was ” Azizah paused. “Do you remember when you were running for deputy prime minister of Malaysia and you needed 125 votes?”

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