
What is the definition of Government?
The people who govern a country, state or local area, and who make all the important decisions about taxes, law, relations with other countries.
The government of Malaysia play major role in the governing system. They decide and fold the future of our nation.
Who are the Authorities?
The people or organizations that have the power to decide what people are allowed to do in a country or area.
We have our highly mandate courts and policemen. We have the ministry and the ministers that lead those ministries.
What is Politics?
Activities and idea that are connected with governing a country or local area.
Help those who are in need. Voice up concerns for the benefit of the community. Fight for rights through correct channel.
Who is the Politician?
Someone who works in politics, especially a member of a parliament.
Those who won the election and worthy of the position.
Who is MP (member of parliament )?
Someone who has been elected to a parliament.
Those who have their voices heard in the parliament.
What is Democracy?
A system of government in which everyone in the country can vote to choose the government.
Malaysia obey the system of democracy.
What is a Democratic country?
A democratic country (government, or political system ) which the people vote to choose the government.
Malaysia is a democratic country.
Who is the Leader of a country?
Someone, such as a president or prime minister, who is in charge of the government of a country.
The prime minister is the leader of Malaysian goverment.
Who is Prime Minister?
The elected leader of the government in a country that has a parliament.
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi is the prime minister of Malaysia.
Who is the King?
A man who id the official leader of a country because he is a member of a royal family.
The Sultan of Terengganu is the King of Malaysia.
AND..
Who is Anwar Ibrahim?
He is not the government,
he is not the authorities,
he is not politics,
he is not the politician,
he is not MP,
he is not democracy,
he is not democratic,
he is not a leader of a country,
he is not prime minister,
he is not king.
He is not a single thing. He (maybe) fucked a guy or two or more. He (maybe) a culprit who works for the USA as he received millions of dollars from a fund or two or more. He (definitely) was prisoned as he was guitly for corruption and sodomy. He went everywhere in the world telling lies. He lied. He lies. He is a liar. ANWAR IBRAHIM is a very cheap man. He is everything money can buy.
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July 17, 2008One day in the future, Anwar Ibrahim has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
“I don’t know what to do,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve got some folks here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves.” Anwar thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.
In it was Lee Kuan Yew and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. “No, Anwar said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer and I don’t think I could do that all day long.”
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Saddam Hussein with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. “No, I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,” commented Anwar.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Anwar saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Anwar took this in disbelief and finally said, “Yea, I can handle this.” The devil smiled and said “OK, Monica, you’re free to go.”
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